KCBW DAY 5: Something a bit different

This post written by special guest Ogden Nash.

On the discriminate use of animal terms in knitting

I find it dogged of the knitter

To frog a thing that doesn't fit her

And though she'll ribbit to the cuff

She'll not dog it if it's looking ruff

 

 Can you make me one of those?

A knitter rarely knits for money
She'll make socks only for her honey

So if you must ask, never wheedle
Or she'll stab you with a needle



 After hours

The librarian knits industriously
To avoid erupting incusstriously



It's all just knits and purls

Like driving a car through a hula hoop
One does not simply p7tbl