Nothing in this Way of Use to Mankind

Showed up at work in full costume, and all my coworkers had forgotten it was Halloween. 

By now I have learned that it is more embarrassing being the only person wearing a sad novelty headband than it is to be the only person fully kitted out in a head-to-toe costume. I have commandeered the candy bucket, and everyone is going to have a happy Halloween or they’ll get the pointy end of my shoe.