ACM

The porta-potties were all still standing after the weekend, and nobody spray-painted dicks across them. Disappointing.

Monday painting

This week I've been working on aluminum composite panels again. They're fantastic. Instead of flying to the mainland for a workshop this winter, I'll just spend all my money on squares of aluminum. They hold a brushstroke beautifully, the cockroaches won't eat them, and you can decapitate critics with them. "Why are the background colors so FLAT?"

Oh no, she's talking about chickens again

Blackbeard the Head-Ripping Rooster has been apprehended and relocated. The girls ain't give a damn, but I feel unreasonably guilty anyway. I wasn't involved in the string-and-box contraption, and hid in the kitchen when the wrestling match into the car took place, but still. He was just so handsome.

Dept of Good News: Chickadoo does not have a face-eating parasite! It turned into a case of regular old pox, and she's already getting over it. Probably thanks to all the cake I've been giving her as an apology for abducting her boyfriend. The coop sleeps easy once again.