And then I looked over my shoulder anxiously, realizing what I had done.
TOO LATE.
cracked a tooth, resulting in two root canals on single molar
roof leaked, damaged ceiling
man went into attic to find leak and found hammer-shaped hole in roof with an old aluminum baking pan under it
kids flunked dental exam; one is mysteriously missing two entire teeth
teen went on $2000 trip to robotics world championships
Stupid Fancy Preschool* chipperly informed me that they were cancelling after-school care for the entire last week of school
truck blew head gasket
* fun dinnertime conversations have included "Jesus is a ghost made of blood and he watches you all the time" and "NO MOM MILK DOESN'T COME FROM COWS MILK COMES FROM JESUS". Counting down the days to public school.
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