What we didn't need

OH YAY.

I said dogs, right? Everyone heard me say dogs?

We found another kitten.

Fine. Cats it is. Cats on every surface. Cats in the drawers. Cats in the storage compartments.

The kids are fine with this development. They named it Pantalaimon. I dubbed it Panty Liner. They are compromising with Pan. Or Pants. So we can go outside and yell PANTS. WHERE ARE YOU PANTS.

Remorseless children. Shopping for litter boxes disguised as potted plants, for every freaking corner of the house.