Arrived at work, caught glimpse of self in office mirror, realized what I had done.
Licked my finger to fix eyeliner with artful smudging. Rubbed off half of eye. Tried to reapply with different color from tube on my desk. Made it worse. Waterproof, will not come off. Decided to distract from eyes with alluring lipstick. Used the 12-hour stick that looks like a red sharpie.
Going to hide in the media closet for the rest of the day, folks.
OK, that made me laugh out loud. The wifie is of the opinion that gifs don't add anything (whatEVER, wifie is full of opinions) but I have to say this particular example proves her COMPLETELY wrong.
ReplyDeletegifs are the best. If ebooks had gifs, a lot more literature would be worth hammering through. The Red Badge of Courage, starring the NOPE badger.
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