"Sure."
"Thanks. Say, you're pretty good at that for a girl."
"Oh reaaaally."
"I don't tend to endear myself to folks when I say that."
"Yes, I was going to say, 'And you have a lot of teeth for a man who talks like that.'"
"You know, where I come from, men really love their football. I had a friend who's wife said, 'You love football more than me!' and he said, 'That's true - but I love you more than basketball!'"
"And now he's buried in the yard."
"Har har, see ya, sweetheart!"
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