Wednesday, October 28, 2015

flashers and sharks

Both of our library-frequenting police officers came in yesterday, looking bushy-tailed. They only travel in packs when they're on a call.

officer 1: someone reported a blonde lady flashing traffic by the library. Anybody seen her?
everyone: *turn to look at blonde librarian*
me: Hey. I've been at the desk all morning.
co-worker: What did she look like - how old was she?
officer 2: We don't know. Depends if she was going like this [up high] or like this [down low].
co-worker: *smacks officer's arm*
officer 2: we had a call about a shark earlier, want to see?
me: ooh, sure.
officer 2: *shows picture of mutilated leg chomped into hamburger by shark*
me: MY EYES. WHY.

Never a dull day.

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