I have a new cousin! Fetus Ted joins the family. 
Beth and I sat around patting bellies with Chris and Gavin, back when birds twittered and ideals were shiny. Now everyone is rolling onward, and my life fell off the side of the road in an unceremonious blip. I originally made the predictable phoenix metaphor just to steer through it all, but you don't really get reborn, you just get all mangled and disgusting.
So welcome to the world, cousin! Don't mess it up, this is your chance.
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