Play stupid games, win stupid prizes

I got to the bottom of things, even if I did it more like Nancy Drew than Sherlock Holmes.

Hark! A Vagrant

What happened is this: I tried catching the stray cat going in and out of the basement, and only managed to find one of my chickens laying piles of eggs in my painting stuff. While Mike was in New York with Gavin, I bought a mini surveillance camera with motion activation to catch the cat. After a week of not recording anything but mysterious glimpses of a tail bobbing out of view, I brought the camera upstairs to charge and left it in the living room without telling the man, and he didn't notice it sitting out in the open while he was home alone.

So anyway, now we're in counseling.