the wild car

The boys didn't take any good pictures of fire hydrants on their trip to Japan, so I painted Ron's busted Ford Anglia for them to remember the trip by, instead. 

We've still got a few jelly slugs and chocolate wands to compose a still-life, but if I do that I'll be in danger of eating my models again (see: walnuts).

No, if it comes to painting food, I'm going to be painting a pork chop, out of pettiness (I still want that $350 pork chop). Or maybe I'll paint a cut of meat that is more locally-favored, like ox tails.

or maybe... maybe not

Short ribs, then.

BEAUTIFUL - pin it on the inspiration board 

I will go to the neighborhood grocery and see which meat speaks to me - skipping past the skinned pig faces, which just scream, mostly.

I have, as mentioned, the dietary scruples of a raccoon, so I would eat pork face if someone prepared it for me, but that's an ingredient that would be hard to explain to the police if they looked in your freezer.