My co-worker was walking next door on her break when a woman rolled by with a wagon full of black garbage bags and a comet’s tail of flies. She started to wrestle with the lid to the gas station’s dumpster.
“What’s in your bags?”
“Oh! Fish heads, fish guts. It’s so stink. I get ‘em wrapped in paper, and it’s still so gross. How you get this lock off?”
“Where did the fish come from?”
“The store over there. This lid is stuck, I think.”
“Someone threw garbage bags of rotting fish in our dumpster, and there were maggots all over everything.”
“Ugh! That’s so wrong. Some people, they get no shame, yeah?”
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