Reference question of the day: "This library?" Yes, yes it is. And no, we don't have any books.
Good librarians smile at their patrons. Bad patrons take this as their cue to leer with their staring eyeballs peeled back and their teeth bared every time they walk by the reference desk. Not sexy, man. Eyes front. It was just a newspaper I handed you.
ha ha ha! But I'd have to wear it way up on my shoulder or something, or else I'd be setting up poor innocent saps. Oh, wait...
ReplyDeletemwah ha ha