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One week before international travel! Relationship:

1. The man lost the cat

2. The man decided the best thing to do would be to hide it from me and hope the cat turned up before I noticed

3. I immediately noticed

4. Busted the man with camera footage

5. Decided to call the whole thing off and move to Newfoundland

6. The cat turned up just fine the next morning

7. Wondered if I overreacted 

8. Stubbornly tried to wind a 400-yard skein of yarn by myself because I don't need a man, I am an independent woman who can fight off yarn-crazed cats with my feet

9. Ignored each other on our phones

10. Started sending each other funny tiktoks 

Now we are planning DIY for the kitchen.

Our therapist has some work to do this weekend. Sorry, lady.