CCDM - EXPIRED MILK

She was too old for this shit.

Babies are for people young enough to be delighted by hats shaped like produce and diapers with jeans pockets printed on them. She was tired, her stitches were showing, and she just wanted a glass of red and 2 minutes in the toilet without being screamed at.

But that 2 minutes was 20 seconds, and that glass was a bottle.

Thank goodness for the pump-and-dump.