The spare child has arrived. The last time we took care of this kid, we got in trouble for taking her out of her baby bucket and carrying her around, which, as everyone knows, is the quickest way to spoil 6-week-old babies. We won't be doing that again, I tell you what.
Nope. This time we'll stuff her with coconut candy, throw her in the ocean, and play in waterfalls - but will definitely not be bouncing her on our knees and counting her little toeses. No more coddling for you, girlie.
Day 1: a tour of the neighborhood. "EEUURG! BIG FURRY TREE FERRET THING!" "No, no, no, don't worry. It's just a rat."
We said hi to the neighbor's horse. He wanted treats. We didn't have any. He pooed at us.
Day 2: charmed by the local wildlife, the child tried out the beach.
Yes, it's shaping up to be a trip she'll never forget.
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