"I need a wordless picture book... in Spanish."
"Do you have an English-to-English dictionary?"
"Do you have Like Water for Elephants?"
"How long is a sentence?"
"I know I can't check out this reference book, but can I print it? Do you have all your books online?"
[VERY non-excited voice] "Do you have any biographies of famous accountants?"
"I don't know the title or author or what it's about, but what's that book written by that guy that was on oprah? It had something to do with Anne Frank or something." [Night, by Eli Wiesel]
"Does the library have an email address? I want to order some catalogs and stuff online."
"Do you have a printed list I could have of all your nonfiction books? could you make one?"
"What's that poem about mothers and tea bags?"
"Who is a person who changed the world in some way? I have to dress up as them." [... me?]
"Where are the fucking books on fucking spain, spanish, like, fucking history and shit?"
"Where are the books about ligers?"
"My son needs five books about the lady who invented washing machines."
"I need a book, I can't remember the name or who wrote it... it had "the" in it."
"I want a book with lots of photos of STDs. I'm doing a unit and want to scare the bejeebers out of my students."
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