Looked in mirror this morning and shrieked. "Bags! Bags under my eyes!" Took closer look. Not bags. Tiny speckles of burst blood vessels all over my face.
The night before, I had loaded up my diet tracker, put in a lite beer and leftover noodles, went into kitchen to drink the beer and reheat the noodles, ate a few to be sure they were still good, realized they were not good, had a few more just to be sure it wasn't the beer making them taste funny, and then barfed. Kind of suddenly. A bit violently.
Went on diet tracker to find out how many activity points I get for barfing up eight noodles and 1/4 beer. (2)
So that's how my summer is going so far.
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