the harpy
Sunday, March 29, 2026

Sheila’s Broom

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Note: I’ve added a link to my website on the sidebar. Prints are up if anyone wants one. Edit: site was borked but should be working now The...
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Friday, March 20, 2026

The bounce back

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Leif was accepted into university in Scotland! He texted me all afternoon, sharing pictures of the cheesecake he was baking to celebrate wit...
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Tuesday, March 17, 2026

Endurance

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I warned myself I’d be hit by grief and question everything - quitting my career, dumping my life savings, and moving to another country in ...
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Friday, March 13, 2026

Salt Pond

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After sitting through a work webinar on personal finances/credit counseling and having a minor panic attack about my bank account, I had the...
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Monday, March 09, 2026

Learning is hard

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I took down my thoughts on love because events transpired over the weekend that refreshed my cynicism like a cup of Waffle House coffee.  Th...
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Monday, March 02, 2026

And I still don’t have a beard

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I would look good with a beard. The older I get, the more I look like Benjamin Franklin. I am the “after” picture of a sad man who has shave...
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Monday, February 23, 2026

How to get killed on a mountainside cliff for a $20 used table

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 If you need adventure in your life, get yourself onto your local Facebook Marketplace group. This morning I had twenty dollars in my wallet...
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Tuesday, February 17, 2026

Money is imaginary and stress makes you bald

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My hair is growing back. I've got a little lunatic fringe when I push my hair back, and it's gone bushy and wild again. It's in ...
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Friday, February 13, 2026

How to get murdered by a guy selling a couch on the internet

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It took 4 days for the nicotine poisoning to wear off. I feel less guilty about buying a big clawed hammer to violently pry the shelves and ...
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Monday, February 09, 2026

Kidnapped by model ship enthusiasts

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Weirdly, the threat to shut down made the bots stop. If that’s someone I know out there, stop being weird and just email me (except you, Sam...
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