Oh, this is not a good idea this year. 1. What did you do in 2012 that you’d never done before? WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING, QUIZ? 2. Did ...

The smallest Java finch was the most intrepid. First to dive out of the nest, first to fly clumsily into the seed bowl, first to hop into ou...

Can't talk. Candy. Roast beast. Wii. Guess who danced like a turducken and still got high score on DDR? This person. These child...

Ten years ago, I had a baby. Dr. B shuffled in with his arms outstretched and his hair sticking up, let a nurse swoop a gown and gloves ove...

My doctor said that I did not need to fast for the glucose test, but I decided to err on the side of caution. Then ate all the leftover hob...

I got a kindergarden workbook and a pack of stickers. I made plans to visit museums and the zoo and the aquarium. With just one child and a ...

Am so tired. Was dragged to weird corner medical center when my head was exploding from sinuses-outward, laughed too much at the "bloo...

Am dying. Sinuses. Tried flushing the evil out of them with creepy saline rinse - was promised relief, got three days of sneezing salt water...

Discussing the marginal writing in Game of Thrones , which I've been reading because we've started watching the series. me: The st...

Being back home again after 6 years, I've been moving like someone reading crowded bathroom graffiti. The things I wanted to forget are ...